'Aileen' is a twenty-year-old blogger from the Philippines who is happily single and living life at its best.
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Watching Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
*during the sex scene and everything*
ME: This is all so very awkward. What the hell are they doing?
Celine: Aaaaand here comes the part where he ruined the bed and everything.
ME: Fuckin' hell.
*when Bella learned that she was pregnant*
ME: Seriously dude, they're turning marriage, sex, and pregnancy into horror stories!
*for the rest of the movie time...*
ME: This is fuckin' dragging. Two parts just so we could revel in their fucking marriage woes in this 1st part? Oh jesus, torturing us surely has its limits.
*when Bella decides on the baby names*
ME: Fuckin' hell. Fuckin' hell. Fuckin—
*during the part where the creepy baby has to get out*
ME: What? WHAT? What the fuck is happening?!
Celine: Edward bit Bella.
ME: *looks at his blood-smeared lips* Seriously? He bit her down there to get the baby out? Seriously?
Celine: Pretty much.
*Edward starts to bite Bella in order to revive her*
ME: For fuck's sake...
*when the credits start to roll*
ME: That was... disturbing.
Celine: What are you talking about?
ME: He seriously gnawed at her VAGINA in order to get the baby out?????
Celine: *bursts out laughing* OMG! NO!!!!!
ME: WHAT???
Celine: I think he just bit her stomach? I guess? But clearly NOT her vagina! OMG!
ME: But you said down there!!!
Celine: I didn't say down there as in down there!!!
ME: OMG! I thought it was the vagina!!!
Celine: Stop saying vagina out loud!
ME: VAGINA!!!
If it wasn't for my best friend, I wouldn't have thought of wasting money for the movie. But oh well, at least it gave me the chance to laugh and be whiny about it. LOL. AND OH YEAH, I TOTS HEARTZ TWILIGHT FOR REALZ~ KTHXBAI.
Thank you for making me laugh this morning. LOLOLOL.
(Source: happymelancholy)
Twilight Books Summary
— Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I’m so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I’m dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you’re a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let’s go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I’m screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I’m gonna kill you, James! I’m gonna suck Bella as well. LOLJK you’re not a vamp.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
— Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don’t leave me! OMG I’m so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I’m a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don’t miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you’re not important anymore.
Edward: I’m going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi: You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I love you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
— Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I’m back, bitch! I’ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I’ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I’m frozen!
Edward: Shit I’m so cold and can’t get you hot.
Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: You missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you’re dead!
Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I’m marrying Edward.
— Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don’t want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: OMG shit, okay.
Jacob: My heart is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I’ve been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I’ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We’re gonna kill that bitch, she’s a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I’m a vampire! I’ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
Volturi: Fine, you won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.
I know that we are all tired of the shitty Twilight bashing and all… (but I really do dislike Twilight ever since) but this stuff right there? ^ It makes me laugh. Too accurate.
Day 6,637 - New Moon
Okay, today we went to watch New Moon at Glorietta… and once again, I am one of the boys! YAY! HAHA. Went to watch it with Charles, Dennis, Jaye, Vic, and Riley! Some of us were required to watch it since there are plus points for class. Anyway…so you might be asking why I seem to be missing out of a girl’s night out for this particular movie? Well it’s because honestly, I don’t think they’d appreciate my nasty and witty remarks for each scene especially if my companions are hardcore Twilight fans. HAHA….wherein most of my girl friends are. HAHA No offense! :D
So…what shall I say?! There were a lot of funny and interesting and uhh…disappointing parts! Lemme list it down.
- Everybody let out a chuckle when Jacob first entered into the scene with that nasty hairstyle of his. Pfft XD
- But ooooh! The moment he took off his shirt surprisingly, well everyone was practically taken aback by the sight of his well-toned body! Most of the girl population (including me) said “Oooooooh!” HAHA. And oh, oh, oh! But when Edward showed his body? The audience didn’t utter any praise or mesmerized feelings. Just…silence. Really, his body which was all pale and uhh…basta—wasn’t really breath-taking.
- Oh, still the same…they’re all so pale! The pale-ness troubles me.
- When Bella hit her head out of shock, all I said was, “Langya, ang TANGA.” Excuse me.
- There were a lot of corny scenes. And really…the dialogue gets really tiring and cheesy :|
- Almost all the characters are so fucking EMO! Really, I had to resist the urge to puke. Bellaaaaaa….why are you so obsessed? And really, the screaming part of hers? Durrrr. And oh Edward…shit I’ll stop already.
- And the things that were happening sometimes become too shallow and childish for my tastes. Sure they’re teenagers but wtf dude! This is what I’ve been saying ever since I’ve finished reading the book. After reading it, I seriously didn’t bothered reading the next one.
OKAY!
To make it clear, I’m NOT a hater of the Twilight series and all. I just…hate the concept and how they overrated things, as well as how this movie and story is just so… :|
BUT! At least, there were some cool stuff! Action scenes and humor, baby! And either way, I had fun watching especially since the whole bunch of us were engaging audiences. LOL. I will watch the next one, since I’ve been hearing people that it won’t be as boring as New Moon :P
