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'Aileen' is a twenty-year-old blogger from the Philippines who is happily single and living life at its best.

She was born and raised in Batanes but currently living in the bustling city of Manila where she is a superwoman corporate woman by day, a blogger and homebody by night, and a party animal come weekends.

She likes lazying around, traveling, eating different cuisines, writing nonsense as well as those with sense, being weird, laughing ridiculously, city lights, partying out late, blah blah blah.

She is interested in fashion, music, arts, desserts, internet, dancing, sleeping, and singing. And oh, she misses Batanes with a passion. ★

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Sex is easy. But romance? It’s magical in so many different ways, no matter how tough or complicated it could turn out to be. I wouldn’t ever trade it for something so brief and untrue.

(Source: leahhkaye)

I could TOTALLY see myself in this woman’s shoes if a hot guy ever tells me that while we’re in a life or death situation. :))

Panty and Stocking w/ Garterbelt
An anime that I’ve just checked out today and I tell you… it’s very random, disturbing, and GREEN. HAHA! But the characters are beautiful in their normal form. Just look at that art!!!
You gotta see their transformation scene… it’s hell funny and. Yeah. Erotic. HAHA!

Panty and Stocking w/ Garterbelt

An anime that I’ve just checked out today and I tell you… it’s very random, disturbing, and GREEN. HAHA! But the characters are beautiful in their normal form. Just look at that art!!!

You gotta see their transformation scene… it’s hell funny and. Yeah. Erotic. HAHA!

My Wife and Kids
Season 2, Episode 7: Michael’s Garden

Best part:

Kady: When it was over, did Mommy throw up?
Michael: No, but she did ride it backwards.
Kady: Did she want to go on it again?
Michael: Yeah, but there’s a one hour wait.

OMG. HAHAHA!

I laughed a lot on this scene! This is a TV series for the family, and was shown in Nickelodeon so I just can’t believe that there’s such ‘heavy’ adult humor in it! LOLOLOLOLLLL. (This scene happened after Kady heard her mom screaming and so she called 911; so afterwards, Michael here is trying his best to explain to her youngest daughter as to what has happened.) But well, yeah… I can just about imagine the horror if I were to hear my parents doing it—ugh. It would be SO wrong! LOL!

This would totally be one of the surefire ways to trigger a man and show him that you are, indeed, interested and horny.
But for the love of my life, never have I ever delivered such ‘seductive’ lines in a flawless manner. Because:
I can’t keep a straight face.Fucking Mila Kunis there just effortlessly pulls that face. UNF.
I end up laughing.
Or (worse,) giggling.
Or stuttering.
Or mumbling.
I guess it’s a bad thing then when you’re the type of person who always find the ‘funny’ and ‘discomfort’ in something.
Not even when I try to make myself semi-drunk so that I can gather some sort of courage… errr, I just can’t! :|
So when a guy and I are going well into the deep and then it would come to a point where he’ll say, for instance: “What do you want to do to me?” In most cases, due to mild panic, I either throw the focus back on him… or say a totally cock-blocking matter; even if it’s a lie. “I have my period.”
LOL. Well there were successful events but I know for myself that I can detect the hint of awkwardness in my voice… and that irritates me. So I guess, I long for the day where a guy could really make me genuinely say such things without any hint of embarrassment on my part.
THE ONLY THING THAT TRULY ANNOYS ME is that when I’m totally up for making jokes, I’m like a pro when making dirty, sexy, and flawless remarks like this. Which in turn, surely awes the guys. OH THE IRONY.
And yes, this is a shameless confession. DUR.

This would totally be one of the surefire ways to trigger a man and show him that you are, indeed, interested and horny.

But for the love of my life, never have I ever delivered such ‘seductive’ lines in a flawless manner. Because:

  1. I can’t keep a straight face.
    Fucking Mila Kunis there just effortlessly pulls that face. UNF.
  2. I end up laughing.
  3. Or (worse,) giggling.
  4. Or stuttering.
  5. Or mumbling.
  6. I guess it’s a bad thing then when you’re the type of person who always find the ‘funny’ and ‘discomfort’ in something.

Not even when I try to make myself semi-drunk so that I can gather some sort of courage… errr, I just can’t! :|

So when a guy and I are going well into the deep and then it would come to a point where he’ll say, for instance: “What do you want to do to me?” In most cases, due to mild panic, I either throw the focus back on him… or say a totally cock-blocking matter; even if it’s a lie. “I have my period.

LOL. Well there were successful events but I know for myself that I can detect the hint of awkwardness in my voice… and that irritates me. So I guess, I long for the day where a guy could really make me genuinely say such things without any hint of embarrassment on my part.

THE ONLY THING THAT TRULY ANNOYS ME is that when I’m totally up for making jokes, I’m like a pro when making dirty, sexy, and flawless remarks like this. Which in turn, surely awes the guys. OH THE IRONY.

And yes, this is a shameless confession. DUR.