…and then all of a sudden, a street kid popped up by the passenger seat, hurriedly pulling the door open.

At first I was all: “Huh? What…. is this brat doing…?”

LOL. And then I snapped out of it when the kid, having failed, ran away and similarly did the same thing to the taxi before us. Then I noticed two other kids as well who were doing the same thing to other cars!

Upon realizing what really was happening, I suddenly felt the immense shock and fear due to what had just happened!

Really now… those kids are very brave! In an evil way of course. And I’m not happy about it ‘cause even the children are thrown into this Bukas Kotse Gang shenanigans!! To be more specific, they are called as ‘Bukas Kotse Street Children Snatchers’.

UGH. What in the world….

Kids should be doing something else! Not running up and about, crossing the Edsa highway, trying to steal from the cars stuck in traffic!!!

So people, pleaseeeeee, keep safe, be cautious, and make sure to always lock the doors of your car most especially during traffic.

I commuted to school just a while ago to pass a CD of our group project, and as per usual, I took the LRT1… and my experience on it today was very annoying, irritating, nerve-wracking, agitating, distressing, FUCK.

There was this one woman had her hand stuck painfully in between the doors when she tried desperately to get in despite the fact that it was (1) already freakin’ packed and that the (2) doors were already closing. Everyone frantically screamed and desperately made attempts to make the train stop (i’ll expound on this later on)—so when it did stop, here’s what everybody started spewing around:

“Ano ba kasi problema ng train na to!?”
“What’s the problem of this train!?”

“Onga! Ayaw huminto eh may nasugatan na nga dito!”
“Yeah! It doesn’t want to stop when obviously there’s someone injured in here!”

“Miss, i-report mo ‘tong train na to! Body number nya 1016!”
“Miss, do report this train! Its body number is 1016!”

Now, now, now:

1. First of all, the problem here is not on the ‘train’ but on the person who got herself injured. Everybody’s saying that it’s not her fault that she got injured but the fact that she pushed herself in when the train itself no longer has any space for her is the actual problem! She brought that demise upon her. I mean I just don’t get it. We blame the train when in fact we should have blamed the woman! There’s a reason why the train navigator always announces that we shouldn’t insist on getting in when the doors are already about to close or when the train is already packed as it is. UGH. What is up with us?!
2. Secondly, how the hell would the train navigator know ASAP that someone is injured when he’s way up ahead before the news could even get to him? Most especially when we don’t even know how to use or where is the emergency button!?!?! WHAT EVEN!? (This is explained more below.) So now, we all want to report the train navigator when in fact he did nothing wrong?
3. Thirdly, to report the train? Really? Really? Body number 1016 huh, how about I body slam you, bitch!? Come on. Do you get my drift here? What they should have done is to tell or warn the woman that next time, she shouldn’t push it instead of freakin’ letting their mouths rattle on about how incompetent the driver or the train is… Anyway. Good thing the woman who was injured kept her mouth shut and didn’t say a thing—because if she did say shit and agreed with the others, I’ll make my way through the throng and slap her face. HARD. :|

Now about the part where everybody screamed for the train to stop.

When they started to do that, I WAS FREAKIN’ PISSED already because I was shouting so loud that they should just push the red emergency button so that the train would stop already. BUT NO! NO ONE HEARD ME! Why? ‘Cause everybody was panicking like shit!!! So yeah, how the hell would they hear me, right?! Some were even too busy punching the door, trying to get the attention of the policeman outside when instead, what they should have done was to simply just press the red button so that it will be over already!!! UGH! If only I was way up front, I could have just punched the button myself but I was unfortunately way far from the doors.

And then when someone did hear me, do you know what ‘button’ they actually pointed out for someone to push?

THE CIRCLE-LIKE LIGHT NEAR THE DOOR.
You know? The one that blinks when the train door is about to close?

So when I saw someone reach up and really did ‘push’ the circle light, I was all:

OH. MY. GOD. ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME????
WHAT IN FUCKS NAME?
REALLY?????
REALLY NOW?!?!?!?!?!?

I really didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or just slit my wrists then and there. LOL KIDDING.

So I basically gave up shouting—I was actually busy trying to stop myself from laughing. LOL. ANYHOOOOO, thank God someone came up and FINALLY pushed the red button!

AS IN FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO CAN READ AND COMPREHEND THE EMERGENCY SIGNS UP THE DOOR! HOORAY! HOORAY!

…so then the train finally stopped. The woman was taken away to be examined by the first aiders at the LRT. Blah blah blah.

And me? Standing there grumpily and thinking how foolish and stupid we pinoys can really be. The others just continued rambling on, saying nonsense and ridiculous fuckery. Don’t let me get into the topic where most of us have no discipline in going in and out of the train. Just… FUUUUUUUU———!!!!!

*calms down*