'Aileen' is a twenty-year-old blogger from the Philippines who is happily single and living life at its best.
She was born and raised in Batanes but currently living in the bustling city of Manila where she is a superwoman corporate woman by day, a blogger and homebody by night, and a party animal come weekends.
She likes lazying around, traveling, eating different cuisines, writing nonsense as well as those with sense, being weird, laughing ridiculously, city lights, partying out late, blah blah blah.
She is interested in fashion, music, arts, desserts, internet, dancing, sleeping, and singing. And oh, she misses Batanes with a passion. ★
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This would totally be one of the surefire ways to trigger a man and show him that you are, indeed, interested and horny.
But for the love of my life, never have I ever delivered such ‘seductive’ lines in a flawless manner. Because:
- I can’t keep a straight face.
Fucking Mila Kunis there just effortlessly pulls that face. UNF. - I end up laughing.
- Or (worse,) giggling.
- Or stuttering.
- Or mumbling.
- I guess it’s a bad thing then when you’re the type of person who always find the ‘funny’ and ‘discomfort’ in something.
Not even when I try to make myself semi-drunk so that I can gather some sort of courage… errr, I just can’t! :|
So when a guy and I are going well into the deep and then it would come to a point where he’ll say, for instance: “What do you want to do to me?” In most cases, due to mild panic, I either throw the focus back on him… or say a totally cock-blocking matter; even if it’s a lie. “I have my period.”
LOL. Well there were successful events but I know for myself that I can detect the hint of awkwardness in my voice… and that irritates me. So I guess, I long for the day where a guy could really make me genuinely say such things without any hint of embarrassment on my part.
THE ONLY THING THAT TRULY ANNOYS ME is that when I’m totally up for making jokes, I’m like a pro when making dirty, sexy, and flawless remarks like this. Which in turn, surely awes the guys. OH THE IRONY.
And yes, this is a shameless confession. DUR.
…Oh wait. *looks* I forgot that I don’t have one. LOL.
It’s no secret that I often wish that I was born as a boy instead.
And, no. Not because I like girls, but because I like the ‘lifestyle’ that boys, in general, lead… wait. Actually on the ‘girls’ part, I think I’ll get back to you at that one. LOLJK.
Confession #1 - Apple
For one thing, I get a wee bit nervous when I am to be expected to deal with an Apple computer… becauseeeee, I am not very familiar with it—for the love of God, I don’t even know the other functions in that system. So, I am basically embarrassed to use it in front of people ‘cause I’ll be actin’ like an old hag who hasn’t met technology or somethin’. LOL JK.
But I do know that when in Windows you usually press CTRL + V, in Apple rather, you have to add ALT to the equation. LOL. See? I’m not even sure!! If I was right then do congratulate me! HAHAHA! It’s quite embarrassing since MacBooks are like the shit right now—it really is, but I’ve dealt heavily with Windows computers and laptops alike for all my life so yeah, I don’t know much about the difference between Apple and Windows.
So I guess, when I get rich enough to buy my own MacBook, I can finally ditch my anxiety to handle Apple computers/laptops, and be like this:
